Funny quotes

I see that all of you like, share and discuss quotes. It seems to me that this can be 1 step ahead to actually become more accurate, using more common sense and be more tender. As you all know we use in our program lessons for developing communication and manners. As hope lasts the longest and funny stuff always gain more territory than any other kind of activity, serious talking or method of teaching people "how to..." I've searched some of the nicest quotes that can make your day better, think more and actually do more!
Here it is:
No employee makes the same mistake twice. He is fired the first time. Isaac Asimov (and a lot more to come here on this site that is absolutely awesome!)
 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it...

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up!!!


Many more to come here on this site
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.